A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.
bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war
why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there
what are you gonna do?
stab a skeleton in the heart?
no, I’ll play their rib bones like xylobones and destroy the morale of the skeleton army with my sick and delightful xylobone playing
sO IM TRYING TO MAKE AKINATOR GUESS BENJAMIN FRANKLIN RIGHT???? AND
OKAY BRO GOIN GOOD SO FAR
YEP THATS RIGHT
oH SHIT I THINK HES GOT ME
AKINATOR WTF WHAT KINDA QUESTION IS THAT I BELIEVED IN YOUR ASS I THOUGHT YOU WERE SMART BUT NO YEAH BENJAMIN FRANKLIN WHOSE BEEN DEAD OVER 100 YEARS TOTALLY COSPLAYED HOMESTUCK MAN BENJAMIN KARKAT